The Signs thoughts
Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies
Leo: Fuck you bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me
Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines
Libra: Stop war, hug more
Scorpio: I’m tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay
Pisces: Fuck my life
"Plant a garden in which strange plants grow and mysteries bloom."
"Allow yourself to be a beginner. No one starts off being excellent."
"Stay open and quiet, that is all. What you seek is so near you that there is no place for a way."
namaste means “my soul recognizes yours” not “i tripped really hard at a festival once and now i’m filled with the wisdom of the earth”